kyle: dude, he's making ice cream! skuzzle-butt kicks ass. now, that's what i call a sticky situation. [ laughter ] so we can agree that the monster outside can't be skuzzle-butt 'cause skuzzle-butt's nice. hey, maybe it's our teacher, mr. garrison. don't betupid, cartman. our teacher wouldn't be lying in the forest waiting to kill us. oh, no? don't you remember the time he went crazy and tried to kill kathie lee gifford? here she comes! [ marching band playing ] come on, you little bitch. it is with great pride and honor that i'd like to welcome mrs. kathie lee gifford to south park. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. mr. garrison! stop! leave us. we must finish what we have begun. but, mr. garrison... she's not really kathie lee gifford. she's some kind of alien. thank you. i love you all. [ gunshot ] [ all gasp ] [ screeches ] see? i told you. mm! well, this is going to put a damper on the day. let's have ice cream, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] beefcake! now, that's what i call a sticky situation. [ laughter ] but the monster outside